tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32190637945521466582024-03-14T01:29:02.937-07:00Poo Wizard'Where Fecal Matters'Poo Wizardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275100969187252437noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3219063794552146658.post-26365824533795615452008-10-21T21:05:00.000-07:002008-10-21T21:16:37.253-07:00Another Song For The AgesThis one from Internet Music Sensation <i>Jonathan Coulton</i>. Go to his website and give him lots of money because he made the theme to the game <span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI">'Portal'</a></span> and you didn't.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.jonathancoulton.com/music/thingaweek/WsDuty.mp3">Jonathan Coulton - W's Duty</a> <span style="font-size:85%;">(2.1 mb)<br /></span><br /></p><p><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Thanks to <a href="http://www.jonathancoulton.com">www.jonathancoulton.com</a></span></p>Poo Wizardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275100969187252437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3219063794552146658.post-8491242195607928852008-09-23T20:57:00.000-07:002008-10-21T21:05:03.895-07:00A Song For The Ages<div>In <strong>mp3</strong> format so you can listen to it while you're at the gym.<br /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://dodge77.com/Nov%202007/Over%20The%20Rhine%20-%20The%20Poopsmith%20Song.mp3">Over The Rhine - The Poopsmith Song</a> <span style="font-size:85%;">(3.58 mb)<br /></span><br /></p><p><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Thanks to <a href="http://www.overtherhine.com/">www.overtherhine.com</a></span></p></div>Poo Wizardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275100969187252437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3219063794552146658.post-6862344813161390662008-09-06T16:44:00.000-07:002008-09-06T16:49:22.309-07:00Genius!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGTlVSud6hXg78RsMBVYHEQR-NgR9sLtMrMEguYoXYK4ljpj01rsHIaVCOi9uK-tpnk2RBTH2om6lz6j5ogQ-dJqyFSVZLuFI-kGZ1jUucmoLNgABzYdge6_rJ66Aw-GTUvL6V8Jp6ty8/s1600-h/SECURITY_BREIFS_UNDERWEAR_PRANK.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGTlVSud6hXg78RsMBVYHEQR-NgR9sLtMrMEguYoXYK4ljpj01rsHIaVCOi9uK-tpnk2RBTH2om6lz6j5ogQ-dJqyFSVZLuFI-kGZ1jUucmoLNgABzYdge6_rJ66Aw-GTUvL6V8Jp6ty8/s320/SECURITY_BREIFS_UNDERWEAR_PRANK.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243059660585895570" /></a><br />You can buy some <a href="http://www.asseenontvguys.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=344">here</a>. Although it seems easier to soil a real pair.Poo Wizardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275100969187252437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3219063794552146658.post-14857945548647905122008-08-29T13:12:00.000-07:002008-08-29T13:13:58.966-07:00Kung PooThis video courtesty of www.bestweekever.tv<br /><br /> <div><object width="512" height="322"><param name="movie" value="http://d.yimg.com/static.video.yahoo.com/yep/YV_YEP.swf?ver=2.2.18.2" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="AllowScriptAccess" VALUE="always" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /><param name="flashVars" value="id=9472700&vid=3386615&lang=en-us&intl=us&thumbUrl=http%3A//us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sch/cn/video05/3386615_rndf9072451_18.jpg&embed=1" /><embed src="http://d.yimg.com/static.video.yahoo.com/yep/YV_YEP.swf?ver=2.2.18.2" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="412" height="222" allowFullScreen="true" AllowScriptAccess="always" bgcolor="#000000" flashVars="id=9472700&vid=3386615&lang=en-us&intl=us&thumbUrl=http%3A//us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sch/cn/video05/3386615_rndf9072451_18.jpg&embed=1" ></embed></object><br /><a href="http://video.yahoo.com/watch/3386615/9472700">Kung Poo</a> @ <a href="http://video.yahoo.com" >Yahoo! Video</a></div>Poo Wizardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275100969187252437noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3219063794552146658.post-19795568956890395422008-08-02T14:40:00.000-07:002008-08-02T14:49:59.626-07:00Water go down the hole!These animated potty training videos show almost as much anatomy as those other web sites you've been looking at...<br /> <br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_6-KrrIbAEs&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_6-KrrIbAEs&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><p><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/E9v-nKxH2NE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/E9v-nKxH2NE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Poo Wizardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275100969187252437noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3219063794552146658.post-33755312330423535102008-07-28T20:59:00.000-07:002008-07-28T21:23:56.712-07:00Eat shit...<a href="http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/diaper-lg.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/diaper-lg.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />...or at least a confectionery representation of it!<br /><br />'<em>Chocka Ca-Ca!</em>' is perfect for the <i>coprophagiac</i> in your life (look it up).<br /><br />Each actual baby diaper comes stocked with a delicious 'ca-ca' shaped piece of fudge inside.<br /><br />Buy some now for the ones you love <a href="http://www.stupid.com/fun/CACA.html">here</a>!<br /><br /><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/diaper-sm3.jpg" border="0" />Poo Wizardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275100969187252437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3219063794552146658.post-5237738428453710392008-07-08T20:36:00.000-07:002008-07-08T20:50:14.938-07:00Japanese Poop Museum is #1Japan has always been known for getting a head start on some of the coolest fads. I think a Poop Museum would make a grand addition to The Smithsonian here in the States. Until then, it looks like Japan has the upper hand...<br /><br /><br />Read all about it <a href="http://babelhut.com/languages/japanese/japanese-poop-museum/">here</a>.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">(I would kill to visit that gift shop with a pocket full of yen!)</span><br /><br /><a href="http://babelhut.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/poopmuseum1.JPG"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 427px" height="445" alt="" src="http://babelhut.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/poopmuseum1.JPG" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://babelhut.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/poopbooks4.JPG"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 318px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 454px" height="443" alt="" src="http://babelhut.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/poopbooks4.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://babelhut.com/languages/japanese/japanese-poop-museum/"></a>Poo Wizardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275100969187252437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3219063794552146658.post-16732753732798068012008-03-13T17:02:00.001-07:002008-12-09T19:52:42.544-08:00At last, the Toilet Snorkel!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQUfGHkgzGG0zrrmfJA335t4j6UDHM4KwwabH7cK6DSjxdN5EslSqezIYHYu7KzzOnq2BDUyVl-6HalAM3UvqjmmeG6nYmsAQPuxtE2jimCv7d1WG0rpSd_GBwzEys3R171JIlkXJKq40/s1600-h/toilet_snorkel.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQUfGHkgzGG0zrrmfJA335t4j6UDHM4KwwabH7cK6DSjxdN5EslSqezIYHYu7KzzOnq2BDUyVl-6HalAM3UvqjmmeG6nYmsAQPuxtE2jimCv7d1WG0rpSd_GBwzEys3R171JIlkXJKq40/s320/toilet_snorkel.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177400857551088578" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Apparently, if your building is burning and you can't get out, this bendy straw allows you to breathe the air directly from the sewer and not from your smoke filled room. Also makes a great bong!Poo Wizardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275100969187252437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3219063794552146658.post-63848617286787015342008-02-22T12:20:00.000-08:002008-12-09T19:52:42.806-08:00Unfortunate marketing!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbnD3Q66zU-k3zobe4ZfNR_zgCrYfUQcBjRQamQQnStrYCnOofdeuXUjYXymF7GMU1ULYhV_BXu9VkjB5PbOoMVcYywpgIJSC8OIlbvz06ZfrbxQPpRkh89vlG7UpNmxJsMVXQ1ipjaBU/s1600-h/muddybears.jpg"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbnD3Q66zU-k3zobe4ZfNR_zgCrYfUQcBjRQamQQnStrYCnOofdeuXUjYXymF7GMU1ULYhV_BXu9VkjB5PbOoMVcYywpgIJSC8OIlbvz06ZfrbxQPpRkh89vlG7UpNmxJsMVXQ1ipjaBU/s320/muddybears.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5169903812813398722" border="0" /></a>Poo Wizardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275100969187252437noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3219063794552146658.post-31567218987552442532007-11-23T09:14:00.000-08:002008-12-09T19:52:43.040-08:00Happy Black Friday<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju6kXYX0D_nFXyLIY0JzR555EI8Ltrnsx0I8EltGSPCWqk5oeFwBEGB1aCkBzpOTDmpmFMWyW5jz8v35b74bIh6zfXuG_yLkAXGn0-_q6JSyxmm1QF6C7Dd59KGEjYy7Zs-ZQszrXgqCQ/s1600-h/modern_toilet_restaurant_012.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220857285380550994" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju6kXYX0D_nFXyLIY0JzR555EI8Ltrnsx0I8EltGSPCWqk5oeFwBEGB1aCkBzpOTDmpmFMWyW5jz8v35b74bIh6zfXuG_yLkAXGn0-_q6JSyxmm1QF6C7Dd59KGEjYy7Zs-ZQszrXgqCQ/s320/modern_toilet_restaurant_012.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAbiXibuTl1L_kly_07l-0JNx-ecwqkSK51l8zZ-4u3-1mDNMF0984bY9tNqfghqgmMu9WJguJbeAxzRuM15T7-16HeeLKqNDTuxym9x8iy6xy06YHcZMcGu_z9802IEu12vlvu4dD-1k/s1600-h/modern_toilet_restaurant_012.jpg"></a><br /><br /><p>Never crap where you eat, but feel free to eat where you crap. </p><p>This Taiwan restaurant has a theme which is sure to bring joy to any budding poo wizards:<br /><br /><a href="http://funfever.blogspot.com/2007/11/taiwans-modern-toilet-restaurant.html">Link!</a> </p><br /><p></p><br /><br /><p><br /></p></div>Poo Wizardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275100969187252437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3219063794552146658.post-47176386793990552462007-11-12T19:30:00.000-08:002008-12-09T19:52:43.219-08:00For the Gamers...<br><br /><a href="http://www.mikewang.org/images/chimgam9.swf"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5132163119090402754" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 20px 20px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhg29lb1_9aETIo9zqM5hMPNzmWF3XaV-YqrgQPAYjxIfiIbx6MjjdxIgVyRXWvcJ3v5mV0IeYlKpOwJkKLqW-XaQOjVdcTZam6RT7oj3GY4K-TQimASZuPlhCIJLjNSYkbPa75BJ2P6Pw/s320/game-167.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><strong>Chimgam </strong>could have been designed specifically with the <em>Poo Wizard</em> reader in mind. It could have been, but it wasn't.<br /><br />Never the less, here it is: a fun little flash game centered around crap.<br /><br />You'll just have to play it for yourself.<br /><br />Click the pic on the left to give it a go.Poo Wizardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275100969187252437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3219063794552146658.post-19719863444556141842007-10-31T21:45:00.001-07:002008-12-09T19:52:43.407-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-rh5j1PFhWpKv_W2-jHfi2Ai7of0-0hyphenhyphen024YrZMwjn_WbhE2RnKs7Zx0rVwyl3O54VFbj8FX_mi5uELSSAHdCHwLde5G0Jm1xgmfOxyZfta_jdShsbY-0LOtSV0TgEo9VX1KtI8utEvM/s1600-h/crappy+halloween039.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-rh5j1PFhWpKv_W2-jHfi2Ai7of0-0hyphenhyphen024YrZMwjn_WbhE2RnKs7Zx0rVwyl3O54VFbj8FX_mi5uELSSAHdCHwLde5G0Jm1xgmfOxyZfta_jdShsbY-0LOtSV0TgEo9VX1KtI8utEvM/s320/crappy+halloween039.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5127733055785355250" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhT-dCdUiP8JPzCMs-I5ifhkqoCr77aEZS4HRM0ZjIL4OObXkUkNuy3H9R7m1FGTmxK3izv0EzuR-0WVzW0hJ7qU1Q-qhfzKKR8PGmYZeY1Oj-9wY7isXzPQKyo_BFpncETn3_yMJT9pFQ/s1600-h/crappy+halloween038.jpg"><br /></a>Poo Wizardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275100969187252437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3219063794552146658.post-9510266419592652532007-10-29T23:18:00.001-07:002007-10-29T23:18:57.769-07:00Pooping SoonPoo Wizardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275100969187252437noreply@blogger.com0